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  • Why we need to be in school less



    Math actually proves that school needs to be shorter. I know this may seem hypocritical, but trust me on this. The idea that if a=b and b=c then a=c proves my point. What that means, is that anywhere you have b you can replace it with c or a and so on. Now for my proof:

    You've all seen the commercials that knowledge is power, putting that in algebreic terms, knowledge=power. Where does that knowledge come from? School. Therefore, school=knowledge. And based on that a equals b thingy that I showed you up there, school=power. Now, there is that famous quote: "Absolute power corrupts absolutly". Therefore, we can say that power=corruption. Now, once again, based on the a=b=c thing again, we can now say with truth that school=corruption Now I know that seems bad but based on the rule in algebra that whatever you do to one side, you must to do the other, if we wanted to only have half the corruption (1/2(corruption)) we must do the same thing to the other side so we get: 1/2(corruption)=1/2(school). If people still don't belive me after reading this, think about this: the meer fact that I'm using this knowledge to get a corrupt point across prove my point even more. Now, a brief summary:

    EquationReason

    Knowledge=powergiven
    school=knowledgegiven
    power=corruptiongiven
    school=powerLaw of replacement
    school=corruptionLaw of replacement
    (1/2)School=(1/2)corruptionLaw of equality

    Therefore: To cut down on corruption, cut down on school time.